Zombieland (USA, 2009)

(Source: in-love-with-movies)

#zombieland

wolfsisters:

people who change pronouns when they do covers of songs so that they sound straight are weak

(Source: rabbitsisters, via official-mens-frights-activist)

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

(via doomsdayy)

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via kingoftheashes)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: best-of-memes, via perchancetodance)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via team96)

Anonymous: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

(via striderad)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(Source: disloyals, via delikov)

(Source: dellrey, via dancingonmyowns)

#ldr#my cat is exactly like this one omg

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via magnusbane)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via magnusbane)

  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via magnusbane)


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