Anonymous: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

(via striderad)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via delikov)

(Source: dellrey, via mockingjayy)

#ldr#my cat is exactly like this one omg

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via magnusbane)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via magnusbane)

  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via magnusbane)

34,000

(Source: kisago, via angryangell)

#outfits tag

relahvant:

some days you just gotta eat a whole pizza and sleep for 12 hours

(via gwenstacye)

lilacballad:

magalis:

Idol.

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

(via misandry-mermaid)

elizabitchtaylor:

my feminism isn’t second-wave or third-wave, it’s new wave. join me as I sing about gender stereotyping and intersectionality over a melodic synth line

(via official-mens-frights-activist)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via pizza)

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

(Source: teamfox, via softrichfuck)

#megan fox#does this woman even know what she's capable of

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub, via mockingjayy)


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