Zombieland (USA, 2009)
people who change pronouns when they do covers of songs so that they sound straight are weak
the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
Got it? Good.
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree